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Startups break records in Q1 funding spree

A mere four deals account for over two-thirds of the global VC activity, signaling a new era of investment.

Global startup investing shattered all records in Q1 2026 with an astonishing $297 billion, marking a significant 2.5x increase from the previous quarter’s $118 billion. This single-quarter funding outpaces the entirety of global VC activity prior to 2019.


The surge was driven by four mammoth deals, each setting new benchmarks. OpenAI, valued at an unprecedented $852 billion after raising $122 billion, smashed its own record set a year ago when it secured $40 billion for ChatGPT. Anthropic followed closely with a $30 billion round, adding $380 billion to its valuation, making it the third-largest VC deal on record.


Completing the quartet are xAI’s $20 billion and Waymo’s $16 billion rounds, bringing the collective sum of these behemoths to a staggering $188 billion. This accounts for over 63% of total funding in Q1, suggesting that without them, fundraising would have been more subdued.


Witnessing this, investors and founders note that seed-stage AI startups are now commanding larger sums and higher valuations than ever before, hinting at a new phase where tech investments are not just on the rise but also setting new standards for what is considered feasible in the startup world.

Original source:  https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/01/startup-funding-shatters-all-records-in-q1/
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