In a world where every gift guide is a nod to the bon ton, this guide veers into the uncharted territories of hypermasculinity. From Männkitchen pepper cannons to tactical toiletry bags, these items are for men who believe that grinding is manly, and that lasers can solve any problem.

The Global 8-Inch Classic Chef's Knife, favoured by none other than Anthony Bourdain, is proof that even the most mundane tasks can be elevated to a manly art form. Meanwhile, the Mileseey S50 Green-Laser Distance Measure ensures that every measurement is precise, if not always accurate.

For the truly prepared, SPC/LST's System Kit is the ultimate pouch, designed for both tactical missions and hotel bathroom emergencies. And when it comes to grilling, the Big Green Egg Hell Hands gloves offer a level of protection that is both manly and overkill. These gloves are not just for cooking, but for surviving the apocalypse.

The RTIC 45QT Ultra-Tough Cooler is a reminder that black is not just a colour, but an attitude. And if you're looking for something that looks like it's been designed for a man, then the Ten Thousand Tactical Pant is for you. Svelte, stretch canvas, and full of pockets, these pants are the epitome of action.