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Musk’s March: A Marathon, Not a Sprint

For those tired of Musk’s antics, prepare for another marathon of tech announcements and legal dramas.

Elon Musk is about to be a very busy boy! I’m sure he’d call it ‘freaking epic.’ Despite the April 1st filing, SpaceX’s initial public offering (IPO) isn’t expected until June at the earliest. The process could take longer, as evidenced by WeWork’s delayed IPO in 2019. Meanwhile, Tesla is pushing ahead with its Cybercabs and Optimus projects, despite personnel shortages and safety concerns.


But it's not just about tech; there are legal battles too. Musk v. Altman is set for a jury trial on April 27th, where the former co-founder of OpenAI now faces off against his erstwhile friend over control of xAI, SpaceX’s soon-to-be-public rival.


The next-gen Roadster may or may never see the light of day, adding to Tesla's production delays. Meanwhile, Musk continues to alienate potential buyers with his political activism and misleading claims about Full Self-Driving. At least there might be some silver lining in Tesla’s energy business, which is planning expansion into India.


For now, mark your calendars for June 7th as the anticipated SpaceX IPO date. We all deserve a break from this guy, but we aren’t getting one anytime soon. The show must go on!

Original source:  https://www.theverge.com/tech/906027/elon-musk-lawsuit-ipo-spacex-tesla
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