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Zuckerbergs’ Beach Water Person: A Lifeguard's New Title?

Do we need a new job title for someone who saves lives and teaches you to float?

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan have advertised an intriguingly titled position: the 'beach water person.' According to a job listing on Greenhouse, this seasonal role based in Kauai, Hawaii, involves safeguarding swimmers and instructing various water-based activities. The duties include serving as both a beach and pool lifeguard, as well as acting as a boat deckhand.


This choice of title is rather unusual, given that the job’s primary function is essentially to be a lifeguard. Other more straightforward titles like 'pool/beach lifeguard' or 'lifeguard' could have been used instead. The mention of additional duties such as stand-up paddleboarding and canoe paddling adds an extra layer of complexity.


The unusual title has sparked curiosity, especially when considering that terms like 'thalassophile' (a person who loves the seas and oceans) are available but not chosen. This could hint at a desire for creating a unique corporate culture or simply a play on words to reflect their personal interests.


When asked about the meaning of 'beach water person,' Meta's AI chatbot responded that it refers to someone who enjoys being near the ocean, a term which, while accurate, adds an unnecessary layer of complexity. This job title raises questions about the importance of clear communication in the modern workplace and how it reflects on the management style of one of technology’s biggest players.

Original source:  https://www.wired.com/story/mark-zuckerberg-priscilla-chan-lifeguard-beach-water-person/
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